The Corrupt a Wish Game.

Achillobator · **Reply #560 on:** September 09, 2007, 10:51:05 PM

Granted, but it MAULS OFF YOUR GOD DAMN FACE! D:

(seriously...it's like...an 8 ft carnivore)

I wish I had Guido as a pet...on a short leash XP.

Weather_lord_7 · **Reply #561 on:** September 09, 2007, 10:54:56 PM

Granted, but a huge dog accidently steps on him.

I wish for claws made out of diamond.

Achillobator · **Reply #562 on:** September 09, 2007, 10:59:13 PM

Granted, but you lop off your nose when you try to scratch it

I wish people stopped picking on Guido D:

Manny Cav · **Reply #563 on:** September 09, 2007, 11:04:42 PM

*shoots Achillobator in the head* There. Problem solved.

I wish my next wish won't be corrupted.

Achillobator · **Reply #564 on:** September 09, 2007, 11:07:47 PM

Granted, but it just isn't funny

I wish I could dance in the moonlight.

Manny Cav · **Reply #565 on:** September 09, 2007, 11:10:41 PM

I condemn thee to the worst possible fate -- Dancing with the Stars! Mwahahahahaha!!!!!

I wish that "it" (whatever "it" is) is funny.

Achillobator · **Reply #566 on:** September 09, 2007, 11:13:40 PM

IT was so funny that people DIED! ....of laughter.

I wish I had a large chomper plushie <3

Weather_lord_7 · **Reply #567 on:** September 10, 2007, 04:04:09 PM

Granted, but it comes to life and eats you.

I wish for one Compsognathus to keep my dog company.

Achillobator · **Reply #568 on:** September 10, 2007, 05:54:22 PM

They are hostile towards one another and one ends up at the vet.

I wish I can have a good halloween this year

(I mean it

)

The Great Valley Guardian · **Reply #569 on:** September 10, 2007, 07:27:44 PM

Granted. but you get nothing but 24Kt gold jewlery!

I wish the gang had battle armor!

Achillobator · **Reply #570 on:** September 10, 2007, 07:31:55 PM

Granted, but Sharptooth attacks their weak points for massive damage!

I wish I could sell the 24Kt gold

The Great Valley Guardian · **Reply #571 on:** September 10, 2007, 07:39:28 PM

Wish denided, the gold is cursed and you have to hold onto it till next halloween!

I wish that Ducky and Petrie would say they liked each other....

Weather_lord_7 · **Reply #572 on:** September 10, 2007, 08:54:29 PM

Granted, but it causes a race war between the Flyers & Big-mouths.

I wish I had the book Jurassic Park, and experience it too with the book in hand.

Achillobator · **Reply #573 on:** September 10, 2007, 09:59:43 PM

(THE GREAT VALLEY GUARDIAN CHEATED! D: )

Wish granted, but your presence changes the story so it does not save you!

I wish Uwe Boll would die.

Weather_lord_7 · **Reply #574 on:** September 10, 2007, 10:12:13 PM

Granted, but his ghost comes back and make more crap films.

I wish I were John Hammond.

Achillobator · **Reply #575 on:** September 11, 2007, 07:00:08 AM

Granted, you are now a decrepit old man!

I wish for pony...

landbeforetimelover · **Reply #576 on:** September 11, 2007, 07:46:57 AM

Granted, but when you get it, it turns out to be a pony that won't ever stop eating. It costs so much to feed that you lose your house, car, and all your retirement.

I wish for some hot coffee.

The Great Valley Guardian · **Reply #577 on:** September 11, 2007, 05:51:36 PM

Granted but you spill it on your lap and recive third degree burns!

I wish for LBT flavored ice cream....

Weather_lord_7 · **Reply #578 on:** September 11, 2007, 06:01:44 PM

Granted, but you get strange looks when you bite off candy Littlefoot's head and "cherry filling" spurts everywhere.

I wish to ride in a van with all the JP 1, 2, & 3 characters (one van for all the adults, the other for all the kids).

The Great Valley Guardian · **Reply #579 on:** September 11, 2007, 06:07:42 PM

Granted, but then all the cars get stepped on by an adult Brontosaurs

I wish I could visit JP before the dinosarus broke loose.