Toonces, the driving cat

Noname · **on:** August 28, 2009, 12:14:08 PM

They let the standards for drivers licenses become a little to lax lately...

Kor · **Reply #1 on:** August 28, 2009, 12:37:34 PM

They had to give him a license since he passed the tests and was over 18 in cat years.

Noname · **Reply #2 on:** August 28, 2009, 12:40:59 PM

Somehow he keeps coming back after going down all those cliffs... nine lives, I guess.

aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) · **Reply #3 on:** August 28, 2009, 01:52:53 PM

Confessions priest: You passed WHAT?
Driving instructor: He was the first one to stop behind the curb! I swore I'd pass the first driver who stopped behind the curb!

Kor · **Reply #4 on:** August 28, 2009, 02:00:14 PM

He has the same power that Kenny (from south park) has. He can die, but he always gets better.

Noname · **Reply #5 on:** August 28, 2009, 02:55:21 PM

The only annoying part is when he stops the car to lick himself, holding up traffic...

Kor · **Reply #6 on:** August 28, 2009, 03:32:14 PM

Bad luck to those driving behind him when he coughs out a hairball.

Noname · **Reply #7 on:** August 28, 2009, 03:35:57 PM

He can shift gears using his tail...

Kor · **Reply #8 on:** August 28, 2009, 03:40:03 PM

His insurance payments are very very high.

Noname · **Reply #9 on:** August 28, 2009, 03:41:17 PM

He can smell whether or not the fuel is regular or premium...

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #10 on:** August 29, 2009, 01:01:02 AM

With his sense of smell, he does not need a GPS to get him where he's going :blink:.

Noname · **Reply #11 on:** August 29, 2009, 01:02:40 AM

When the other drivers play chicken with him, he thinks they have an actual bird for him to pounce on... leading to a horrible accident.

Kor · **Reply #12 on:** August 29, 2009, 01:07:52 AM

The new getaway man some crooks hired.

Noname · **Reply #13 on:** August 29, 2009, 08:44:16 PM

Toonces' owner: Wow! Buying that cat was the best investment I've ever made!

Other guy: I'll say! Who knew that a cat could be a personal chauffeur and... Toonces, look out!

All: AHHH!!!

(Car goes off of cliff)

Kor · **Reply #14 on:** August 29, 2009, 09:28:57 PM

Kenny's new pet cat. Both share the same power.

Noname · **Reply #15 on:** August 29, 2009, 10:56:47 PM

At night, his eyes act as glowing taillights.