Well, since we're bringing that thread into here...
TPAM asks his kids with restrained contempt why they put LBT pics into presentations for their geology classes in college, relentlessly tries to convince them that they didn't grow up with LBT, and tells everyone how much he wishes that the Gang had been slowly tortured to death by Sharptooth and how he thinks Grandma Longneck's Lullaby is a lousy ripoff of Circle of Life.