LBT Dumb Ways to Die

action9000 · **Reply #20 on:** March 30, 2015, 09:02:01 PM

Doing a Threehorn impression and charging full-force into a mountain. That will only end badly.

Sneak · **Reply #21 on:** February 04, 2019, 06:29:17 AM

Stupid Claws dies of tickling after he tries to eat Guido.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #22 on:** August 18, 2019, 12:31:55 AM

Slipping on a tree sweet (Prehistoric equivalent of slipping on a banana)

Vincent · **Reply #23 on:** August 23, 2019, 10:45:15 PM

Drink from the Big Water - read: Salt, lots and lots of Salt

Sneak · **Reply #24 on:** August 24, 2019, 06:34:07 AM

Think that all sharpteeth are stupid and tease Sharptooth.

Seeing this thread made me read 2019 Darwin Awards

Anagnos · **Reply #25 on:** October 22, 2019, 10:10:47 AM

Being dumb enough to stick your head into a sharptooth's mouth to investigate the anatomy of their mouth from the inside. Unfortunately, this backfired horribly.

Sneak · **Reply #26 on:** October 22, 2019, 10:13:44 AM

Thinking there's magical portal at the bottom of sinking sand that grants you a wish. Oo

Anagnos · **Reply #27 on:** October 22, 2019, 10:20:28 AM

You go for a swim in the Big Water, but then suddenly remember that you're not a swimmer.

OwlsCantRead · **Reply #28 on:** October 22, 2019, 11:06:12 AM

Non-swimmers trying to see the longest amount of time they can hold their breath underwater until they end up overestimating themselves and asphyxiating for real.

StardustSoldier · **Reply #29 on:** October 22, 2019, 12:08:34 PM

Non-flyers try to fly by taking a running start off the edge of a cliff.

Sleeping-force's-inside · **Reply #30 on:** October 22, 2019, 12:42:13 PM

Longnecks trying to hide behind a bush

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #31 on:** October 22, 2019, 03:39:47 PM

Being Rhett and trying to enter the Great Valley.

UnionRags123 · **Reply #32 on:** October 22, 2019, 03:41:53 PM

Quote from: ImpracticalDino on October 22, 2019, 03:39:47 PM

Being Rhett and trying to enter the Great Valley.

just being Rhett in general

Sneak · **Reply #33 on:** October 22, 2019, 06:28:29 PM

Tell mr. Threehorn you hurt his daughter

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #34 on:** October 22, 2019, 08:53:35 PM

Quote from: Sneak on October 22, 2019, 06:28:29 PM

Tell mr. Threehorn you hurt his daughter

Being the dominant partner in a relationship. (Did you see what Mr. Threehorn would've done to Taunt from the Seven Hunters if he didn't follow his terms in regards to dating Cera?)

Sneak · **Reply #35 on:** October 23, 2019, 06:01:38 AM

Trying to make Head In Lion's Mouth magic trick, using Sharptotoh.

Anagnos · **Reply #36 on:** October 23, 2019, 06:40:59 AM

To yell as loud as you can during a valley meeting with Mr. Threehorn to shut his mouth once and for all.

StardustSoldier · **Reply #37 on:** October 23, 2019, 11:15:40 AM

^That might not actually be as fatalistic as one would think. In Saurus Rock, Littlefoot starts shouting at Topps and he actually backs down for once. I also seem to remember, in Stone of Cold Fire, the other adults call out Topps for being argumentative or something like that and Topps sheepishly owns up to it.

But anyway, trying to break open the Stone of Cold Fire.

Anagnos · **Reply #38 on:** October 23, 2019, 12:55:46 PM

^What I meant was that by yelling, being continuous to tilt the threehorn. I guess I wasn't being coherent enough...

Calling Chomper a tiny biter far too many times.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #39 on:** November 02, 2019, 01:00:32 AM

Overdosing on Red Treestars.