The Umerilian

AvestheForumFox · **on:** February 22, 2009, 12:29:53 AM

This section will serve as a history documentation for the world that the Insane Cafe, The Insane Dutchman and the Insane Haunted Motel are based in. People, I introduce you to the mysterious and wacky random world of Lunarvar!

I and Nick will be in charge of developing this world from the inside out! =)

This post alone will serve as an index to each documentation which will link to every post that has some documentations.

So people are free to post comments in here. But leave the history making to me and Nick (not saying that we wont take suggestions! =) )

Chapter One - The Story of Bob and John

Kor · **Reply #1 on:** February 22, 2009, 01:23:31 AM

I'll scratch all my characters since they may not fit in. I shouldn't post in either rp till the history and such is posted since I don't want to go against theme & the setting. Then I can create characters that do fit in with the setting and theme.

Nick22 · **Reply #2 on:** February 22, 2009, 05:03:55 PM

The term you can use is retrofit. You can still use your characters, just week the a little..

AvestheForumFox · **Reply #3 on:** February 22, 2009, 11:58:14 PM

The Story of Bob and John

In the beginning...

There was Bob and there was John.
Bob created the Earth. John created nothing.
Bob created the moon. John created nothing.
Bob created the sun. John watched I Love Lucy while eating Cheese Puffs
Bob looked upon his creation and saw that it was good.
John watched the Gilligan Island Marathon and saw it was good.
In the end Bob approached John.
"I've done all this hard work." Said Bob
"And what hath you done, my brother?"
"I hath done nothing." Explained John
"Then you hath created laziness." Observed Bob.
"That I have." Said John smiling.
"It is for a king to be lazy and a slave to do the work."
Then Bob looked and saw John's domain littered with half eaten food.
"Hath you also created gluttony?" Asked Bob
"For look, your house is covered in remnants of half eaten foods."
"It is for a king to indulge while the slave starves." Said John.
"You speak the words of a fool." Said Bob to John
"A slave shall speak in no manner like that to his master." Answered John
"A master indeed!" Exclaimed Bob "Such a master is worthy of the white throne!"
And so Bob wrestled with John and soon lifted him up and flung him upon the white throne.
And then he reached over and pushed the magic silver handle.
From within the white throne there came a whooshing of water, And John was sucked into
the huge hole in the seat. round and round he went and down into the depths of the stinky brown abyse
and there he would remain until Bob's creation was to come to an end.

Nick22 · **Reply #4 on:** February 23, 2009, 12:12:57 AM

Lol Good one Aves
The Rings of the Omniderate
The Oniderate were the servants of the Wizzins, beings created by Umeril at the beginning, and entrusted with rings of immense power, each according to his or her ability. In time there came to be a total of 30 rings, with a Master Ring controlling the others. This ring was trusted to the greatest of the servants, the most loyal and most powerful of them all. But, after centrurie of holding such immense power, the ringmasters began to be corrupted and disobey their masters. Then, One of the Wizzin, Named Mertavius tried to gain lordship of the Wizzin, and one by one he imprisoned his brethern, and thier servants but before he was able to complete his mission, the other Wizzin scattered the rings and hid them away, so that Mertavius would not gain Control over them. Mertavius was eventually defeated by a young Wizzin named Stripetail, who, over many venturies, gathered together the Rings and began to recreate the Omniderate, placing the rings in the paws of creatures who he trusted and saw potentil within..

Kor · **Reply #5 on:** February 23, 2009, 12:45:17 AM

Sounds like a bunch of evil dudes.

Nick22 · **Reply #6 on:** February 23, 2009, 12:49:16 AM

Actually only one turned evil, KOr, and I based Mertavius actually on morgoth, you remember him from the Silmarillion. The wizzin are based upon the Valar from that Story.. or maybe the Maiar, I forget which..

Nick22 · **Reply #7 on:** January 25, 2011, 10:13:30 PM

Rings and current owners
Master Ring_Scooby doo
master ring partner_Dixie Doo
2nd Ring, Omniderate- spyro
2nd ring partner,_Cynder
3rd ring Omniderate- agumon
3rd ring partner, Agumina
4th ring, Omniderate, Tiger
4th ring partner- Tigeres
5th ring Omniderate, Stitch
5th ring partner-Angel
1st ring Matahari
1st ring partner
2nd ring Matahari
2nd ring partner
3rd ring Matahari
3rd ring partner
4th ring Matahari
4th ring partner
5th ring matahari
5th ring partner
1st ring Laloonae
1st ring partner
2nd ring Laloonae
2nd ring partner
3rd ring Laloonae
3rd ring partner
4th ring Laloonae
4th ring partmer
5rth ring Laloonae
5th ring partner