Stupid Sign III

[Noname]

Apparently they will charge the dead guy, or his estate, $200.

[Almaron]

And they would have become bankrupt, if not for the fact that a week later a group of billionaire zombies walked into the fence. I guess those are the perks of living next to a Nuclear Power Plant.

[Noname]

I guess they take the money out of your cold, dead hands... literally!

[WeirdRaptor]

Proof that being dead will not save one from having to follow the law. Man, that would like one final insult to injury on your way out.

[Noname]

I guess there really IS a death tax...

[kjeldo]

you better be warned! god is gonna get it!

[Noname]

Dying is not only bad for your health, it is also very expensive...

[Petrie.]

I guess they take the money out of your cold, dead hands... literally!

Now that's a winner!  

Only two things guaranteed in life--death and taxes.  This just proves it.  

[Nick22]

death taxes and sleazy pols.

[Noname]

The sign keeps people away because it plays to people's two greatest fears, death and losing money... which one is the greater fear is yet to be determined.  :blink:

[JitteryDragon]

Well... at least it's not an instant $200 fine...

[Noname]

Well... at least it's not an instant $200 fine...

Yup, they collect if from you AFTER you die, not before.  

[chomper94]

After the guy dies ignoring the sign:

Officer A: Ok, that’ll be $200.

Officer B: Uh, sir?  He’s dead…how can he give the $200?

(beat)

Officer A: Ok, just bring him back to life, then ask for the $200, then we make him die for real.

Officer B: Yes sir!

[HotelValleyfornia]

Evidently, these people behind the sign are masters at pickpocketing corpses.